Resume review / zero sugarcoating
Upload your resume.
Get roasted.
Do better.
Get a free AI roast of the weak bullets and empty buzzwords. Then turn the feedback into a polished, achievement-focused resume built around your real experience.
Free roast. Optional upgrades. No made-up credentials.
Free means free
Get the laugh without the bill.
No invented qualifications
Every improvement starts with your facts.
Roast the resume, not your worth
The joke ends. Your value doesn't.
The punchline is progress
Same experience.
A stronger story.
For students, new grads, career changers, and anyone whose resume undersells what they can do.
Inside the makeover / illustrative example
Before
“Responsible for social media.”
After
“Managed the weekly social content calendar, coordinated campaign assets, and tracked engagement to inform future posts.”
More specific. Easier to scan. Still you. This example assumes those responsibilities are accurate; real rewrites should only use your actual experience.
First, the reality check
Upload your resume for a funny AI critique of tired buzzwords, vague bullets, and missed opportunities. Laugh, then see what needs work.
Then, the actual upgrade
Choose a professional rewrite for clearer bullet points, achievement-focused language, and ATS-friendly formatting. Add relevant keywords without stuffing or fiction.
Make your next move
Go beyond the resume with a matching cover letter, job-specific optimization, and interview preparation in the expanded packages.
The roast is on us
Invest in the rewrite.
Not the roast.
Start with the free AI roast. Choose the level of career support you need next.
Free
AI resume roast
A funny critique to help you spot what isn't working.
$19
Professional resume rewrite
Clearer bullets, relevant keywords, and ATS-friendly formatting.
$39
Resume + cover letter
A polished resume and a matching introduction to your next employer.
$79
Complete career makeover
Resume, cover letter, job-specific optimization, and interview preparation.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Before you brave the roast
Your next chapter starts here
Let your resume take the hit.
Not your next opportunity.
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